HOW TO ROAST A TURKEY Step 1: Defrost turkey. Step 2: Drink glass of wine. Step 3: Place turkey in oven. Step 4: Drink another glass of wine. Step 5: Preheat the degree at 400 ovens. Step 6: Drink two more wine of glasses. Step 7: Roast the wine for four hours. Step 8: Glass yourself a wine of pour. Step 9: Tuff the sturkey. Step 10: Bless the meal and call a cab.Inside:
A Thanksgiving Happy Have
All along, Tom thought he was ostracized for being born with an 'outtie,' not realizing it was actually a pop-up timer.Inside:
Just in time to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving
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