[Name] for your birthday, I got you the way back machine! Now you can travel back in time to 19 [Year] Designated Year, personalize with your own name and yearInside:
Oh, wait... Sorry... It isn't powerful enough to go back THAT far...Happy Birthday, Anyway!
You want birthday cards? We've got birthday cards. You want a funny birthday card? We've got those. A serious one? No problem. A happy birthday card? We've got enough to make it rain. Cards where we do all the writing? Check. Personalized birthday cards that make you the head writer in charge? Uh huh. Custom birthday cards? Uhm, we only have like 900 of those. So... yeah, when it comes to birthday greeting cards, you're in the right place.
Something sweet is happening...