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You'll never be old as long as your mind is young and innocent and your heart is pure.
Inside:You are so screwed. Happy Birthday
It's your birthday again?!
Inside:If you keep doing this every year, you're gonna get old. Have a Good One!
Once a year, you have to hear about how awesome and amazing and special you are.
Inside:The rest of the year, everyone else is just thinking it. Happy Birthday
I was worried you weren't going to get a birthday card with a cat wearing a sweater on it.
Inside:So here.
Behold the birthday tiara. The epitome of sparkly girliness. The enviable headpiece that says I. am. the. birthday. princess.
Inside:Today we celebrate YOU. So go ahead, wear the shit out of that thing! Happy Birthday
Families are Strange, but it's a Good Strange., personalize with your own photo
Inside:So glad you're in MINE. Happy Birthday
happy birthday
Inside:I hope you have the kind of birthday that makes you look around and say. 'Life is good.' Because you deserve life to be good. Really good.
It's your birthday. I got you a card.
Inside:This is the inside of it., personal messages, optional photos
I was worried you weren't going to get a card with a cat wearing a Christmas sweater on it.
Inside:So here.
COOL DADS MAKE COOL KIDS.
Inside:AND I'M RIDICULOUSLY COOL, SO NICELY DONE, SIR. HAPPY FATHER'S DAY
Here comes Santa Claus.
Inside:Shit's about to get real. Merry Christmas
I miss the crap out of you.
Inside:personalized messages, optional photos
Have a sparkly, shiny, glittery, shimmery Christmas.
Inside:and twinkly! I almost forgot twinkly!!!
Did you feel that!
Inside:I was sending you good vibes
I'm a circle tree!
Inside:
Have an
all-around
great holiday!
You Rock!
Inside:Thanks
Hey...
Inside:personalized messages, optional photos
Yay, Sisters!
Inside:BOO, getting older.
Eat, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, and be merry!
Inside:Wishing you all the Christmas joy you can handle.
I knew it was love from the moment I met you!
Inside:Actually, it was after all the hot sex, but still.
You're touching my wiener, you perv!
Inside:Happy Birthday, personalized messages, optional photos
We're that couple who everyone wishes they were like.
Inside:
But they never will be.
Losers.
Happy Valentine's Day
Families are Strange, but it's a Good Strange.
Inside:So glad you're in MINE. Happy Birthday
[Name] & [Name]
Inside:An ampersand never looked so good. Happy Anniversary
Sorry.
Inside:I pretty much suck.
Happy Winter!
Inside:
Be nice to me or
500 trillion of my friends and
I will cripple your town!
Season's Greetings
Oh, Snap!
Inside:It's Christmastime again. Bring On the Happy!
So, [Name,] somebody mentioned that this is the anniversary of when you popped out of a vagina or something.
Inside:GOOD For You!
Way to make the world your bitch.
Inside:Show no mercy!
Late at night, when you're fast asleep, I come into your room, and I get on top of you, and I stare at you. For hours.
Inside:I just wanted you to know that. Happy Birthday from the Cat.
Happy birthday to the most AWESOME sister ever., personalize with your own photo
Inside:...and I'm not just saying that because you're my best chance at an organ match if I ever need a kidney.
I'm sorry you saw me eat my own poop.
Inside:Can I have some cake to get rid of the taste? Happy Birthday from Your Dog
If you took all the awesome-friend, great-person things about you and stacked them up as high as they'd go...
Inside:That shit would be really tall.
Here's a birthday card with a farting angel manatee on it!
Inside:Hey. Trends have to start somewhere. Right?
Everyone's probably wishing you a happy birthday, but I don't want to be like everyone else, so...
Inside:Nice earlobes.
You're a lifesaver! 14% You are awesome. 26% I appreciate what you did. 32% I'd be lost without you. 8% That was really nice. 20%
Inside:Thanks 100%
YES!
Inside:Beyond excited, totally thrilled, and sooooo happy for you two. Congratulations on Your Engagement
The odds of me being attacked by a great white shark: 1 in 9.2 million. The odds of me meeting you at the right place, at the right time, and falling in love: 1 in 179.35 billion.
Inside:The odds of me meeting a great white shark and falling in love: okay, that's just stupid. Love You
Just a little note
Inside:to say I miss you BIG time
i miss your crazy ass!
Inside:I miss your normal ass, too, but mostly your crazy one.
as shown
Inside:Happy Birthday and many s'mores!
When I say 'I love you,' don't even think of saying 'I love you more,' 'Cause then I'll say 'No, I love you more,' and then we'll have a huge, drawn-out, love-you-more argument.
Inside:But I do love you more.
I hope we're friends until we die.
Inside:...and then I hope we become ghost-friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people. That's gonna be so cool.
Happy Mother's Day
Inside:...and an equally Happy Mother's Night!
If everything was STRAIGHT, roller coasters would be one long ride of BOREDOM.
Inside:You're the loop-the-loop of my life.
Do these pants make my butt look jolly?
Inside:Hope everything's happy on your end. Merry Christmas
Believe
Inside:Merry Christmas
Good Food Good People Good Times
Inside:There's much to be thankful for this year.
I hate everyone who isn't you.
Inside:Happy Valentine's Day
Nothing could ever stop me from wishing you a happy bir-
Inside:Oh Look, A squirrel!
Something sweet is happening...
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