The odds of me being attacked by a great white shark: 1 in 9.2 million. The odds of me meeting you at the right place, at the right time, and falling in love: 1 in 179.35 billion.Inside:
The odds of me meeting a great white shark and falling in love: okay, that's just stupid. Love You
When I say 'I love you,' don't even think of saying 'I love you more,' 'Cause then I'll say 'No, I love you more,' and then we'll have a huge, drawn-out, love-you-more argument.Inside:
But I do love you more.
Sometimes, when you're asleep, I stare at you for a minute and think about how sexy you are, how lucky I am, and how much I love you.Inside:
And I never even consider writing on you with a Sharpie.
When we first met, I was very nervous about talking to you, so I tried to picture you in your underwear.Inside:
...which wasn't easy, 'cause I was already picturing you naked.
If everyone had someone that made them feel the way I do when I'm with youInside:
...our planet would look like a giant yellow smiley face from outer space. You make me so happy!
How do you spell 'love'?, personalize with your own photoInside:
L-O-V-E. Duh. But I usually write your name all around it and draw a whole bunch of little hearts and X's and O's, too. I really love you.
Something sweet is happening...