Thinking of You With a Special Feeling in My HeartInside:
Hey - Great news... I got my sentence shortened for good behavior, and I'll be out in a couple days! I'm really looking forward to meeting you in person...
Good thing I'm past that insecure age where I think everything makes me look ridiculous.Inside:
Now I know it does, but I just don't care. Here's to another fabulous year of YOU!
On Your Birthday, [Name] Optimists say, 'The economy is getting better!' half full half empty Pessimists say, 'The economy is getting worse!'Inside:
We say, "*HIC!* What were we talking about?"
Happy Birthday, [Name!] Thought you might like this card...Inside:
There's no red or blue, and it doesn't have the words "vote" or "election" plastered all over it!
If we're going out, I've got nothing to wear tonight! Great...I'd love to go out for a beer tonight!Inside:
Isn't it great how we communicate with each other? Happy Birthday, Honey!
To honor you, I'm declaring your Birthday a National Holiday!Inside:
Yep - from now on, today will be known as 'Be Nice to the Old Fart Day'! How's that sound? Happy Birthday
For your birthday, I wrote you this stimulus check for $75 billion., personalize with your own nameInside:
Just don't try to cash it until after I'm out of office.
If it were up to me...Your Birthday would be a national holiday....The president would give everyone the day off, and the whole country could spend it together - One great big, giant celebration filled with more fun than all the other days combined.Inside:
If anyone deserves a day to be recognized it's you! Happy Birthday
You want birthday cards? We've got birthday cards. You want a funny birthday card? We've got those. A serious one? No problem. A happy birthday card? We've got enough to make it rain. Cards where we do all the writing? Check. Personalized birthday cards that make you the head writer in charge? Uh huh. Custom birthday cards? Uhm, we only have like 900 of those. So... yeah, when it comes to birthday greeting cards, you're in the right place.
Something sweet is happening...