Year after year, Washington finds new ways to take more and more of our hard-earned money...Inside:
Hey, look! They even took the cash from your birthday card! Oh Well, Happy Birthday
I tried to convince President Obama to declare your birthday a national holiday..., personalize with your own photoInside:
...but I had to settle for making you a 'historic landmark.' Happy Birthday, Anyway
A Birtday Riddle For: [Name] How many Democrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Inside:
Who knows? But it only takes ONE to screw the whole country.
A Birthday Riddle for [Name] How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Inside:
Who knows? But it only takes ONE to screw up the whole country.
On Your Birthday, [Name] Optimists say, 'The economy is getting better!' half full half empty Pessimists say, 'The economy is getting worse!'Inside:
We say, "*HIC!* What were we talking about?"
Happy Birthday, [Name!] Thought you might like this card...Inside:
There's no red or blue, and it doesn't have the words "vote" or "election" plastered all over it!
To honor you, I'm declaring your Birthday a National Holiday!Inside:
Yep - from now on, today will be known as 'Be Nice to the Old Fart Day'! How's that sound? Happy Birthday
For your birthday, I wrote you this stimulus check for $75 billion., personalize with your own nameInside:
Just don't try to cash it until after I'm out of office.
You want birthday cards? We've got birthday cards. You want a funny birthday card? We've got those. A serious one? No problem. A happy birthday card? We've got enough to make it rain. Cards where we do all the writing? Check. Personalized birthday cards that make you the head writer in charge? Uh huh. Custom birthday cards? Uhm, we only have like 900 of those. So... yeah, when it comes to birthday greeting cards, you're in the right place.
Something sweet is happening...