[Name] for your birthday, I got you the way back machine! Now you can travel back in time to 19 [Year] Designated Year, personalize with your own name and yearInside:
Oh, wait... Sorry... It isn't powerful enough to go back THAT far...Happy Birthday, Anyway!
[Name], You don't look a day over four score and seven..., personalize with your own name and photoInside:
Happy Birthday to a true American legend.
Faster than a flying golf ball, more powerful than a silent fart, able to cook twenty burgers on a single grill...it's Superdad, personalize with your own photoInside:
Is there anything
you CAN'T do? Have a super birthday!
VOTE! [Name] for Mayor of Oldville on [date] with great age comes great responsibility, personalize with your own name, birth date and photoInside:
Happy Birthday to my favorite geezer.
On your birthday, drink responsibly!, personalize with your own photoInside:
...just like I do when I drink from the toilet. Happy Birthday
Cake - Stache A facial accessory gained through the thorough enjoyment of birthday cake.Inside:
Wishing you a birthday that's just your style.
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