VOTE! [Name] for Mayor of Oldville on [date] with great age comes great responsibility, personalize with your own name, birth date and photoInside:
Happy Birthday to my favorite geezer.
You want birthday cards? We've got birthday cards. You want a funny birthday card? We've got those. A serious one? No problem. A happy birthday card? We've got enough to make it rain. Cards where we do all the writing? Check. Personalized birthday cards that make you the head writer in charge? Uh huh. Custom birthday cards? Uhm, we only have like 900 of those. So... yeah, when it comes to birthday greeting cards, you're in the right place.
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