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Innocent-ish
You'll never be old as long as your mind is young and innocent and your heart is pure.
Inside:You are so screwed. Happy Birthday
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Prehistoric
It's your birthday again?!
Inside:If you keep doing this every year, you're gonna get old. Have a Good One!
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All Year Long
Once a year, you have to hear about how awesome and amazing and special you are.
Inside:The rest of the year, everyone else is just thinking it. Happy Birthday
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Birthday Royalty
Behold the birthday tiara. The epitome of sparkly girliness. The enviable headpiece that says I. am. the. birthday. princess.
Inside:Today we celebrate YOU. So go ahead, wear the shit out of that thing! Happy Birthday
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Cat Sweater Birthday
I was worried you weren't going to get a birthday card with a cat wearing a sweater on it.
Inside:So here.
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Families are Strange
Families are Strange, but it's a Good Strange., personalize with your own photo
Inside:So glad you're in MINE. Happy Birthday
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Flower Field Birthday
happy birthday
Inside:I hope you have the kind of birthday that makes you look around and say. 'Life is good.' Because you deserve life to be good. Really good.
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Insider Birthday
It's your birthday. I got you a card.
Inside:This is the inside of it., personal messages, optional photos
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Touching Birthday Card
You're touching my wiener, you perv!
Inside:Happy Birthday, personalized messages, optional photos
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Yay, Sisters!
Yay, Sisters!
Inside:BOO, getting older.
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Families Are Strange
Families are Strange, but it's a Good Strange.
Inside:So glad you're in MINE. Happy Birthday
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Potty-mouth
I'm sorry you saw me eat my own poop.
Inside:Can I have some cake to get rid of the taste? Happy Birthday from Your Dog
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Unique Birthday Wish
Everyone's probably wishing you a happy birthday, but I don't want to be like everyone else, so...
Inside:Nice earlobes.
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Popped Out Anniversary
So, [Name,] somebody mentioned that this is the anniversary of when you popped out of a vagina or something.
Inside:GOOD For You!
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Awesome Sister
Happy birthday to the most AWESOME sister ever., personalize with your own photo
Inside:...and I'm not just saying that because you're my best chance at an organ match if I ever need a kidney.
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Creepy Cat on Pink
Late at night, when you're fast asleep, I come into your room, and I get on top of you, and I stare at you. For hours.
Inside:I just wanted you to know that. Happy Birthday from the Cat.
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Manatee Angel
Here's a birthday card with a farting angel manatee on it!
Inside:Hey. Trends have to start somewhere. Right?
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Happy Freakin Birthday
Happy Freakin' Birthday
Inside:Hey...Nothing says 'I care' quite like a card.
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Nothing Could Ever Stop Me
Nothing could ever stop me from wishing you a happy bir-
Inside:Oh Look, A squirrel!
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Toasty Wishes
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Inside:Happy Birthday and many s'mores!
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Birthday Ninjas
birthday ninjas...they sneak up on you just like regular ninjas.
Inside:...only, instead of nunchucks, they come armed with cupcakes. consider yourself warned.
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Cute Bunny with Shotgun
Friends don't let zombies ruin birthdays.
Inside:Go have some cake. I'll take the first watch.
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Pinata Therapy
The sick part is, I kind of like it when they hit me.
Inside:happy birthday
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18, Huh?
18
Inside:18 Wow. They'll let just about anyone become an adult these days, won't they? Happy Birthday
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Backstage Pass
[Name] 21
Inside:Welcome to your all-access, V.I.P., backstage pass to the world! Happy 21st Birthday!
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Sixty Forty
60% Bitchy 40% Slutty, personalize with your own photo
Inside:100% Best Friends Happy Birthday
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Birthday Pact
For your birthday, let's make a pact: I'll keep you out of trouble, and you keep me out of trouble.
Inside:It's settled then: we're both screwed.
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Hot Smart Classy Chicks
Seriously, [Name-] are we the hottest, smartest, classiest chicks alive or what?
Inside:Okay, maybe not. But we could totally kick the asses of the bitches who are. We Rule. Happy Birthday
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Big Words on Brush Strokes
Discombobulation! Paradoxical!
Inside:I'm glad you're someone I can use big words around. Blissful, convivial, ecstatic birthday!
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That Girl You Met…
hi! I'm that girl you met the other night. I think you're really cute!!!!
Inside:Just kidding. It's me, dipshit. Happy Birthday!
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Checklist on Kraft Paper
Things to do today: Make a check mark in a box with a red pen.
Inside:Sorry I missed your birthday. I've been super busy with stuff.
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Let There Be Laughter
let there be laughter. love. peace. hope. friendship.
Inside:and alcohol. lots of alcohol. happy birthday
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Shark Excitement Birthday
I'm so EXCITED it's your BIRTHDAY!
Inside:We're talking 'Shark Week' levels of enthusiasm here. Happy Birthday!!!
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Friendly Green Character
Over the years, we've shared so much.
Inside:...some of it even legal. Happy Birthday
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Strange Balloon
You're doing it WRONG.
Inside:happy birthday
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Sweet Unicorn Love
I hope your BIRTHDAY is like making SWEET LOVE to a Unicorn.
Inside:Mmm...Rainbow-y goodness. Happy Birthday
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Ice Cream Love Birthday
I'm glad it's your Birthday, [Name]
Inside:...any excuse to KISS YOU.
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Beaver Birthday Party
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Inside:My beaver wants to party. Happy Birthday
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Cute Character on Blue
Remember when you used to smell like teen spirit?
Inside:Well, now you just smell like OLD. Happy Birthday
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Once-a-year Wish
Happy Birthday!
Inside:Okay. See you in 365 days.
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Inside and Out
You're beautiful.
Inside:...inside & out. Happy Birthday
You want birthday cards? We've got birthday cards. You want a funny birthday card? We've got those. A serious one? No problem. A happy birthday card? We've got enough to make it rain. Cards where we do all the writing? Check. Personalized birthday cards that make you the head writer in charge? Uh huh. Custom birthday cards? Uhm, we only have like 900 of those. So... yeah, when it comes to birthday greeting cards, you're in the right place.
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