Year after year, Washington finds new ways to take more and more of our hard-earned money...Inside:
Hey, look! They even took the cash from your birthday card! Oh Well, Happy Birthday
I tried to convince President Obama to declare your birthday a national holiday..., personalize with your own photoInside:
...but I had to settle for making you a 'historic landmark.' Happy Birthday, Anyway
A Birtday Riddle For: [Name] How many Democrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Inside:
Who knows? But it only takes ONE to screw the whole country.
A Birthday Riddle for [Name] How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Inside:
Who knows? But it only takes ONE to screw up the whole country.
To honor you, I'm declaring your Birthday a National Holiday!Inside:
Yep - from now on, today will be known as 'Be Nice to the Old Fart Day'! How's that sound? Happy Birthday
For your birthday, I wrote you this stimulus check for $75 billion., personalize with your own nameInside:
Just don't try to cash it until after I'm out of office.
On Your Birthday, [Name] Optimists say, 'The economy is getting better!' half full half empty Pessimists say, 'The economy is getting worse!'Inside:
We say, "*HIC!* What were we talking about?"
Happy Birthday, [Name!] Thought you might like this card...Inside:
There's no red or blue, and it doesn't have the words "vote" or "election" plastered all over it!
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Something sweet is happening...