Behold the birthday tiara. The epitome of sparkly girliness. The enviable headpiece that says I. am. the. birthday. princess.Inside:
Today we celebrate YOU. So go ahead, wear the shit out of that thing! Happy Birthday
Late at night, when you're fast asleep, I come into your room, and I get on top of you, and I stare at you. For hours.Inside:
I just wanted you to know that. Happy Birthday from the Cat.
Happy birthday to the most AWESOME sister ever., personalize with your own photoInside:
...and I'm not just saying that because you're my best chance at an organ match if I ever need a kidney.
Seriously, [Name-] are we the hottest, smartest, classiest chicks alive or what?Inside:
Okay, maybe not. But we could totally kick the asses of the bitches who are. We Rule. Happy Birthday
You want birthday cards? We've got birthday cards. You want a funny birthday card? We've got those. A serious one? No problem. A happy birthday card? We've got enough to make it rain. Cards where we do all the writing? Check. Personalized birthday cards that make you the head writer in charge? Uh huh. Custom birthday cards? Uhm, we only have like 900 of those. So... yeah, when it comes to birthday greeting cards, you're in the right place.
Something sweet is happening...