Dearest (suggested) [Name,] Roses are red, Water is pourable..., personalize with your own name and textInside:
Forgetting your birthday was totally horrible. Happy Belated Birthday
Okay, [Name]. Just stick it in between those two devices. If women ran the world.(suggested), personalize with your own name and textInside:
Pressing news... it's your birthday!
On a lighter note, [Name,] the world's oldest living person, turned 118 years old today!, personalize with your own name and photoInside:
Wishing you only good news on your birthday.
[Name,] For your Birthday, whatta ya say we go out for a nice cup of coffee and some good old-fashioned girl talk?Inside:
Of course by coffee I mean cocktails. Happy Birthday
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