Premium Crafted [Name] aged since:, personalize with your own name, photo and year of birthInside:
Somewhere out there is a beer with your name on it! Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday to a GUY who's LOVED for his WIT, CHARM, and INTELLIGENCE., personalize with your own photoInside:
Oh, and weirdness - don't forget weirdness.
She rarely passed gas, but when she did, it came out pink and glittery, and it smelled like candy..., personalize with your own photoInside:
...and people cried when it went away. Happy Birthday, Sis
[Name] Super weird. Super annoying. Super smelly... , personalize with your own photo and nameInside:
...and super awesome. You've always been a super brother to me. Happy Birthday
Quarterly Old Weird Cat Lady, personalize with your own name and photoInside:
Promise me this won't happen to us. Happy Birthday, personalize message
Jefferson County Jail (suggested), personalize with your own photo, name and birthdayInside:
Have fun on your birthday! (But not too much fun)
You're another year older!, personalize with your own photoInside:
On the bright side, you don't look much like your yearbook photo anymore. Happy Birthday.
Birthday greetings from one mature, responsible grownup to another!, personalize with your own photosInside:
I'm no more qualified to send this card than you are to receive it. Enjoy!
I tried to convince President Obama to declare your birthday a national holiday..., personalize with your own photoInside:
...but I had to settle for making you a 'historic landmark.' Happy Birthday, Anyway
On a lighter note, [Name,] the world's oldest living person, turned 118 years old today!, personalize with your own name and photoInside:
Wishing you only good news on your birthday.
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