A Birtday Riddle For: [Name] How many Democrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Inside:
Who knows? But it only takes ONE to screw the whole country.
A Birthday Riddle for [Name] How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Inside:
Who knows? But it only takes ONE to screw up the whole country.
On Your Birthday, [Name] Optimists say, 'The economy is getting better!' half full half empty Pessimists say, 'The economy is getting worse!'Inside:
We say, "*HIC!* What were we talking about?"
Happy Birthday, [Name!] Thought you might like this card...Inside:
There's no red or blue, and it doesn't have the words "vote" or "election" plastered all over it!
For your birthday, I wrote you this stimulus check for $75 billion., personalize with your own nameInside:
Just don't try to cash it until after I'm out of office.
Something sweet is happening...