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A Birthday Riddle Why didn't the teddy bear have ice cream with his birhday cake?
Because he was stuffed! Hope your birthday is beary happy!
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Dude, it's your birthday, and I'm so excited...
I could just poop! Happy Birthday
YAR! 'Tis Your Birthday. S.S.[Name]
Get out there and shake your booty!
I once read about a lady who would make ice cubes out of leftover wine. I never knew that was possible.
To have leftover wine, I mean. Cheers to you on your birthday
Happy Birthday to [Name,] my Mr. Fix-it...
From the woman who likes the way you use your tools!
Birthdays are like boogers.
The more you have, the harder it is to breathe.
This is a scratch-'n-sniff birthday card! (scratch here)
Smells exactly like a birthday card, doesn't it? Happy Birthday!
birthday ninjas...they sneak up on you just like regular ninjas.
...only, instead of nunchucks, they come armed with cupcakes. consider yourself warned.
It's important to me that you have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY
My contribution to that happiness, is this card. Hope it has a profound effect.
Ecka & Pecka
Happy Birthday! This Has Aged
You have not.
Dad You can finally relax and enjoy your birthday
All of your children are adults with jobs. Happy Birthday
Normally, You're a MAN.
Today, you're 'the man'. Happy Birthday
The Wine Industry Celebrates YOUR BIRTHDAY
It's a thank you for your support.
Classic. Happy Birthday
Amy Smyth Made It
Elephants Always Remember
Humans sometimes forget. Happy Belated Birthday
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Happy Birthday to a MAN who has it ALL
Plus a really hot wife.
If it were the 80's..., personalize with your own text
I'd make you a mix tape. Happy Birthday
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Hope your birthday is filled with Yumminess.
We LOVE getting old
That's not true. But we do like being 'old' friends. Happy Birthday
How dogs celebrate birthdays
If you're nostalgic about life before the internet, YOU'RE NOT ALONE
You're also old. Happy Birthday
Cake is for wussies.
I am so rockin' these boots.
Work it, Girl today's your day!
I asked the wise man on the mountain the secret of a long life. And for your birthday, I thought I'd like to pass along his words of wisdom to you...
"Keep breathing as long as possible!" Happy Birthday
On your Birthday -- count your blessings. NOT the candles.
No one wants to stand around all day waiting for a piece of cake.
Okay-Okay-Okay... Be quiet, everyone. I'm going to sing now.
Surely you knew you were going to hear the Happy Birthday thong today.
Happy Birthday to a GUY who's LOVED for his WIT, CHARM, and INTELLIGENCE., personalize with your own photo
Oh, and weirdness - don't forget weirdness.
29 + some more years = 29
Happy Birthday to an expert in 'girl math.'
Premium Crafted [Name] aged since:, personalize with your own name, photo and year of birth
Somewhere out there is a beer with your name on it! Happy Birthday
Families are Strange, but it's a Good Strange.
So glad you're in MINE. Happy Birthday
[Name,] Hope your birthday is the BIGGEST thing next to Snooki's hair poof.
...and that's pretty friggin' huge Happy Birthday
Remember - cake first, THEN shots. Happy Birthday
I was worried you weren't going to get a birthday card with a cat wearing a sweater on it.
A Birthday Exercise tip: An hour of yoga can relax you, take away stress, and help you get through the day.
But a bottle of Merlot can do it in half the time!
Nothing could ever stop me from wishing you a happy bir-
Oh Look, A squirrel!
There are scarier things on the horizon than just getting older. Happy Birthday
I heard you were a 'huge ladies' man,' but I had no idea!
Age is not Measured in Years
But in the number of words you're able to text in a minute. Keep practicing. Happy Birthday.
When I said to shock the pool, I meant with the chlorine!
A year older and still turning heads! Happy Birthday.
Women, Men, [Name]
Today, you will wait for no one. Happy Birthday
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OLD FART Ned usually didn't mind when the aliens made their crop circles, but this time was personal.
The truth is out there. Happy Birthday
Families are Strange, but it's a Good Strange., personalize with your own photo
Happy Freakin' Birthday
Hey...Nothing says 'I care' quite like a card.
let there be laughter. love. peace. hope. friendship.
and alcohol. lots of alcohol. happy birthday
You DON'T have a MULLET
This is one of the many things I like about you. Happy Birthday
No blue hair? No weird-smelling perfume? No thick stockings rolled down at the ankles? What kind of grandmother are you, anyway?!
(The cool kind, of course.) Happy Birthday, Grandma
City of [City] Red Light Photo Enforcement Program Notice of Violation..., personalize with your own text
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I was counting how old you are.
I'm gonna need a lot more feet. Happy Birthday
"Dude, you really need to get over your 'lighted match' issue."
Ding, dong, your youth is gone. Happy Birthday
YOU'RE KING FOR THE DAY
But let's not forget who is queen. Happy Birthday
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