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Front: If you wish to drown... do not torture yourself with shallow water!
Inside: Cheer up... I'm here for you. (suggested), optional photos
Make a friend in need laugh and remind them you care with this amusing, ironic bulldog card. Include a personal note for the final touch.
Order one card as a proof, or order as many as you like. We print on sustainably sourced paper and ship within 2 business days. If you prefer, we can mail cards directly to your recipients.
